PT FAQs

What's the best part of a PT Cruiser?

nothing. everything about this car is shit

Why should I buy a PT Cruiser?

you shouldnt. nobody should buy this garbage

Who drives PT Cruisers?

thats a good question. we have no idea. do not associate with anyone who does.

What is the PT Cruiser's gas mileage like?

19 miles per gallon. so not only are they killing everyone's eyes but they're also killing the environment

Would it help if my PT had wood panelling?

we can't even begin to explain how much worse that would make it